Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

hair dont

An outrageous hairstyle that shoould be illegal to be worn in public.

Did you see Ty'Shene's smoke stack hair do... No girl that was a hair dont!

by Senica Harris August 10, 2006

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013

ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

by eva13094 March 19, 2008

Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

by Mr. BlaBla dudie July 1, 2019

Bunga Hair

Very thick, curly, frizzy, massively tangled up hair that resembles a Brillo pad or steel wool..the kind of hair that no one wants and will go to just about any extreme to change it. Humidity is it's worst enemy as it makes it frizz upward and sideways.

Steve: Hey Matt, look!! There goes that chic with the Bunga Hair...
Matt: Ahhhhh, man...what a mess, do you think she has crows nesting in it?
Steve: I thought I saw a crow eating a snake but it was actually a rat eating an eggplant...
Matt: Wow...that's some really Bunga Hair!!

by Jazzi Black May 8, 2012

honey hair

A random blonde or clear hair growing from any part of your body. Usually found on your face, chest or arms. Name comes from the fact that it can sometimes be confused with a string of honey.

"Hey man, I thought something was wrong with my vision but it turns out I just had a honey hair growing from my nose."

by turkishbattlecannon May 1, 2015