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German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day
I wish I could be a stone German
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her
dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate
by sanxity June 11, 2019
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German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee a someone who is Jewish. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or Luftwaffe Assault
Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat into the synagogue
by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019
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German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee at a Jew. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or pulling a Heinrich
Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat in my face. :
by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019
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German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019
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