Old Goat

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.

Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat

by Darkwroth July 28, 2017

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019

curry goat

When an Indian girl cums so hard she creams herself. (The curry refers to her cum and the goat refers to her vagina).

After I gave Ali Baba multiple orgasms, she laid there with a curry goat and a smile.

by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Now we're fuckin' the right goat!

used as an interjection when an important correction or redirection is made.

Alston- "Finally, we found the right road on the map guys"
Will- "Now we're fuckin' the right goat!"

by bigblue1610 September 27, 2009

Pepe the Love Goat

Suave goat that lives in a Buick Invicta with El Puko.
Might be from Bolivia.
Gets more ass than a toilet seat.

You don't stand a chance in hell with that nubile, you ain't fucking Pepe the Love Goat, cholo!

by Alex Trebec August 23, 2007

Blowing the Goat

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.

When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat

by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009

Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018