Skip to main content

Fucked in

Dominic got fucked in the pool we left cause we didn’t wanna be swimming around in nut man
mugGet the Fucked in mug.

Dradle Fucked

past tense v. -When after sex, you rub your penis on the girls face in a circular motion
you've been dradle fucked!!
by fiberoptic3806504 December 7, 2009
mugGet the Dradle Fucked mug.

House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011
mugGet the House Fucked mug.

Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011
mugGet the Time Fucked mug.

Grammar Fucked

The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.
I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.
by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014
mugGet the Grammar Fucked mug.

foam fucked

Sitting down after filling up your drink only to realize half of it was foam and then having to go back to refill it
Ryan, I just got foam fucked pretty hard wunna help a brutha out and refill my drink?
by The urban spitta June 22, 2014
mugGet the foam fucked mug.

Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
mugGet the Monday Fucked mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email