Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Intellectual freedom

No such thing,

no really, there is no intellectual freedom... we have to many "bullies"

NERD: Hey, I have intellectual freed...

The poor boy might have had intellectual freedom but that didn't stop the terrorists from taking it away.

by eyemaweiner October 21, 2007

Forgotten Freedom

Legendary band from central Illinois. Playing Christian alternative rock they rule all of the farmlands!

Christian Bands are all blown away by Forgotten Freedom

by freedom7 June 30, 2009

Beau Freeborn

Beau is a total Justin Bieber. He has no talent at all and sings like a little girl. He enjoys long walks on the beach and taking it in the butt. He's a flamer and proud of it. He is the definition of gay, homo, flamer, fag. He is so gay that he makes Kris Chamberlin look straight.

Dude, that person is such a beau freeborn.

by TheBlackKidThatsWhite September 21, 2011

Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who walks in your house without permission and snoops around for your snacks and drinks and takes them without asking because he thinks he's so cool with everyone he knows. Scumbag freeloaders smoke all your weed because there too cheap to buy any themselves. They are lowlife leeches and they suck all they free stuff they can off of you until your out of stuff then they move on to the next person.

For example; if I had a friend named "scum".

Scum just walked into my house & took all my food what a scumbag freeloader.

That scumbag freeloader just broke my fire pit and said it was going to happen anyways, to get himself out of paying for it.

by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 14, 2016