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Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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American Football

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps
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OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.
Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!
by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021
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At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.
OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.
by SBaumgart December 2, 2021
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Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in
by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022
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World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.
THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.
by Footy Geek September 8, 2021
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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
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