strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

tokyo chocolate factory

while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself

i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory

by quabtwabbler August 24, 2009

San Diego hat factory

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

Factos👍👀

After the GOAT Lionel Messi won his seventh balon d’or and Pendu finished 6th. Penaldo cried on Instagram by commenting “factos👀👍”under a post claiming he deserved the reward. The term is now used as a confirmation of football knowledge.

“Hey Pendu, are you a finished footballer?”
“Factos👍👀”

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan December 2, 2021

Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009

fagtory

Places where curious but virgin homosexuals go to experiement sucking dicks.

Egad, no way I am gonna buy some Bud Light at that fagtory! There are way too many homo cock suckers there trying to juggle others' balls!

by Fag Haters September 9, 2006

dork factory

A person or group that you judge, jokingly or uh not, to be dorks. As if to say the person or group just came off the manufacturing line of a company that makes dorks. See dork.

If you are reading this you are officially dork factory.

Whoever defined this is totes dork factory.

by Alex and Joe P. October 30, 2007