(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.
by Mdad28 June 12, 2020
When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 18, 2011
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
by Volcanosaurus July 20, 2013
when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
by Band Dork Laura August 16, 2008
by MC Gooch July 02, 2010
by Clara-Munt April 27, 2009
the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 04, 2019