Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.
Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.
by Gingerbread Man 09 May 19, 2020
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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 16, 2011
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Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.
Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.
by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009
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Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

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by Volcanosaurus July 20, 2013
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beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!
by Band Dork Laura August 16, 2008
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PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.
Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.
by pbsface is here April 24, 2009
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couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 04, 2019
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