spazzy eye

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.

"I can't see that far ahead as I have a spazzy eye"

by Oosky84 December 4, 2011

The Eye of Zing

That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.

Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward

by A.Legend January 2, 2012

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

Camera eyes

he has camera eyes they just look at you

dudes named shawn have camera eyes

by biggestesporitefan August 4, 2021

evil eye

“evil eye” protects you from harm and the evil eye stare.

“she is wearing evil eye jewelry so it’s better if we don’t make fun of her”

by lennicore August 10, 2022

hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022