Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!
by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 05, 2019
A VERY SEXY, very hunk of a man that will turn your whole world dark just by the quickest glance of his BEAUTIFUL face and personality, Not to mention his jaw dropping features such as his smile, beatiful hazel eyes, dark beautiful hair, a jawline that could grate cheese, and a body carved from the God himself.
Girl 1:Hey uhmm... Whose that dude over there he looks mesmerizing.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
by SNALOD December 21, 2017
you’re being an ethan walker
by Jènna Tōlls February 07, 2022
A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.
Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
by elsaabka June 19, 2023
When an asian cums on you and their name is Ethan, Ethan milk is normaly stinkier and thicker than normal cum
by Jdjehduehd September 14, 2019
The gay guy who want someone to nut in his butt. Due to hearing a song. He is currently dating a guy named Hoa.
by CrimsonDude November 17, 2018
by susan b anthouny October 09, 2008