A VERY SEXY, very hunk of a man that will turn your whole world dark just by the quickest glance of his BEAUTIFUL face and personality, Not to mention his jaw dropping features such as his smile, beatiful hazel eyes, dark beautiful hair, a jawline that could grate cheese, and a body carved from the God himself.
Girl 1:Hey uhmm... Whose that dude over there he looks mesmerizing.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
by SNALOD December 20, 2017
Get the Ethan Dolanmug. by Jènna Tōlls February 6, 2022
Get the Ethan Walkermug. A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.
Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.
by elsaabka June 19, 2023
Get the Ethan Kleinmug. When an asian cums on you and their name is Ethan, Ethan milk is normaly stinkier and thicker than normal cum
by Jdjehduehd September 14, 2019
Get the ethan milkmug. The gay guy who want someone to nut in his butt. Due to hearing a song. He is currently dating a guy named Hoa.
by CrimsonDude November 16, 2018
Get the Ethan Tranmug. A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
by psychomary June 14, 2011
Get the ethan mitchellmug. by susan b anthouny January 20, 2009
Get the Ethan Crowemug.