Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 19, 2008

cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

by Mr. Cock Egg February 09, 2018

General-Egg

The best gen on mudalads as Rebirb is dead sometimes and ched is not poggers
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word

Person 1: Cum
Person 2: Cum lol
Person 3 : Cum isn't funny
Everyone : FALSE!
Person 4: I sure do love General-Egg

by Johnbbybyb November 10, 2020

INSTA EGG

Eggeggeggeggegegegggeggegeggegeg

Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg

by Lucas Mo January 22, 2019

Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022

Kinder egg

When a black person acts white. Kinder eggs are dark on the outside and white on the inside.

"Omg you're such a fking kinder egg Raquisha"

by welovemesalwa January 07, 2020

Kinder Egg

Kinder Egg Is an Dangerous Weapon If you see a nigga with it he boutta do some crazy shit.

Yo Look at that nigga he got a Kinder egg He Dangerous

by ElIThenigga September 26, 2019