Grannies Fairy Dust

The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.

Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!

Deano: Respect!

by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

horse dust

Another term for b.s.
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Since the term b.s. is too ubiquitous, I like the term horse dust in more polite company

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

Dust your dick

An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"

"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick

First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick

by duster87 December 21, 2008

Oklahoma Dust Bowl

When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.

A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.

by ChemicalGoat May 24, 2009

Eat my dust

To be outperformed or outrun by someone, usually by a very wide margin.

"Eat my dust!" my friend yelled as he sprinted off

by IzLizBiz123 April 17, 2018

Dust-Off Hole

The result of inhaling Dust-Off or other electronics cleaner. The user experiences audio hallucinations, disenfranchisement, black outs, disassociation, confusion, and loss of balance. Users often abuse Dust-Off to achieve this level of intoxication.

Last night I went into a serious Dust-Off hole and thought I was on Noa's Arch!

by mainframed February 9, 2009

magic boom dust

1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire.

I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman

by dvdwinter9 August 6, 2007