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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.
Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
by diablostallion November 30, 2010
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fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014
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douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!
Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.
by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012
mugGet the douche sploshmug.

God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
by cootercat03 April 10, 2021
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douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
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Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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