A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).
Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!
by #douchehitler November 1, 2015
Get the douche hitlermug. All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.
by Overturecly August 19, 2008
Get the Douche Dwellingmug. When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013
Get the douche frigatemug. A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
Get the Gargle a douchemug. A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
Get the LA Douchemug. Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
by hey there pal December 13, 2010
Get the douche-toolmug. When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 March 14, 2011
Get the Cock Douchemug.