Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape

Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.

'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!

by ur favee milf July 30, 2022

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 06, 2022

Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy

I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem

by Queff chef November 23, 2023

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 December 30, 2017

Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

by Jay….23 December 25, 2021