upper decker

To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.

I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.

by grind January 16, 2004

Decker

A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,

You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler

by Tugjugger October 1, 2014

deck

to put it rather bluntly, DICK. . or to have sex with

BOB GELDOLF: MmmmmMmm, lets deck him

by bob geldolf November 27, 2003

deck

Variation of dick(head)

That guy's such a deck, can't believe he text-message broke up.

by Sinz-chan July 6, 2008

Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009

Deckination

The need to walk between a person and the wall, or any other stationary object, such as a kitchen table or banister.
*Also works as a way to cut in front of someone in line for dinner.

"Sorry Bro, I have deckination.

by Rozebudz January 17, 2010

Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.

I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!

by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011