9 december

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

by Sister james December 5, 2020

december 22

a real bitch was born and can’t tell her shit

damn girl you the shit born on december 22

by johnlow October 22, 2019

December 6th

A day where you absolutely have to hold your crushes hand and show her off

Girl: why are you holding my hand?
Guy: it's december 6th
Girl: oh that's right well I'm already holding my crushes hand

by Shit bro here we go again December 3, 2019

December

Dick Pic December

Send A Dick Pic To Someone In December

by DogDics November 6, 2019

December 30th

National maid outfit day
IT DOES MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT

Put it on john it's December 30th
-garfield

by My name sounds made up December 22, 2020

24th december

*mum and dad go to bed*

*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*

*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE

pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!

by grrrrrand December 3, 2019

Don't Destroy Dick December

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.

Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!

by thewallbro2a December 1, 2019