Danger Cookie

When you like/crush a person, but you really shouldn't, they are a Danger Cookie. You can be around them a little, but not too long/much or it gets serious. A crumb or a nibble is fine, but don't eat the whole cookie because they're addictive!

"I saw Trey at the party and had to come up with a reason to leave early. He just looked too cute! A total danger cookie..."

by SallysHardware November 27, 2025

bum dinger

1)A homosexual man.
2)Or Sir Mix-A-Lot.

1)ew look at those bum dingers over there kissing
2) "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Butthead:"the dude's into butts.."
Beavis:"n'ya..heh-heh..heh.."

by smokin' da spleef mon September 26, 2005

Chef Danger

A chef that succesfully combines random ingredients while using proper technique and intelligent spice combinations to create new and unusual dishes.

white chocolate, bacon, and basil ice cream ? That chef danger is not afraid of flavor.

by chef douche de baggio February 1, 2010

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.

Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.

by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015

duddle dingers

Common slang for a woman's sexy hands running over your dick.

She used her duddle dingers on me last night. It was bomb.

by heyyimemily March 22, 2016

Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017