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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023
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Cowboy Oysters

The act of T-Bagging someone who is asleep and then Whooping or Yee Hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. A similar act, Cowgirl Clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.
Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.
by Greennight October 31, 2011
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Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.
I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.
by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017
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twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.
Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.
by Freekarl September 20, 2017
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cowboy up

make a determined effort to overcome an obstacle or deal with a difficult situation.
Her horse threw a shoe miles from the ranch, but she knew she had to cowboy up and fix it herself if she wanted to get back before nightfall.
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
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Dallas cowboy

When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!
by Jackchan0823 April 23, 2021
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