Clown clap 

A silly disease.

Shorty got the clown clap.

Clown clap by Juggernaut20 June 6, 2017

clown kick 

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

clown kick by klownposse June 7, 2017

Clown Tears 

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...

"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...

Clown Tears by BirdLi June 8, 2017

Clown step 

A magical restorative potion made from Goldschläger and Monster energy drink, mixed in whatever measure you have available. Side effects include temporary blindness, incompetence and astral projection.

"Ee yah lad, get this clown step down yerr neck, and get back out there!"

Clown step by Bobby Spoons August 11, 2017

Clown car 

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.

Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend

Clown car by Clown car November 3, 2017

Clown sucker

A girl who sucks funny

My girl is a clown sucker

Clown sucker by Rob steelflex December 9, 2017

Clown brain 

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.

She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.

Clown brain by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018