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Canadian Mudslide 

When you rape a woman whereupon first raping her with fecal matter. Taking a shit into a girl's ass, then proceeding to rape her afterwards. Shit and all.
The Canadians are known for their mudslide as the asshole was often very cold during the winter, they needed a way of warming the opening for rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to perform a Canadian Mudslide."
Canadian Mudslide by Coke Von Cola October 20, 2008

Canadian History 

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Canadian History by bigblackhawk February 5, 2010

Canadian vacation 

A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
Canadian vacation by Tragoron January 10, 2008

Canadian Code 

The Canadian Code states that "Canadians rock. Live it, love it, embrace it, pour maple syrup on it". This is the code that all Canadians live by. Similar to the 'bro code that states: 'bros before canadians'". Well, your beat.
yea, watch out, respect Canadian Code.

Canadian Legwarmer 

When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.
Tom: Man, i'm freezing!

Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!

Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!
Canadian Legwarmer by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Canadian Buffalo Spirit 

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.
After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.