The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.
acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.
2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010
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by angry man July 31, 2012
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A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
by Memphis Man November 3, 2013
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(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018
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Get the Cum tree mug.Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
by bitchuck September 6, 2021
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Cum Kiss: after ejaculation of the semen someone either have the sperm in their mouth, on or around the lips proceeds to kiss someone else sharing it and swallowing it together in the kiss.
by ToyBare January 2, 2010
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