Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024
Get the dirty porcelain cowboymug. by Heyyuhhhhhh May 23, 2025
Get the Cowboy RyRymug. A long distance moving truck drivers and crew, who drink, smoke weed, trip, or roll, while on the driving and on the job. Sometimes pejorative.
by FreakyreD October 13, 2020
Get the Interstate Cowboymug. When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
by Snoft666 November 29, 2023
Get the cowboy thongmug. Where a city boy dresses up as a cowboy for the 10 days of Cheyenne Frontier Days, but after it's all over they relentlessly bully all the real cowboys.
by Yeahboycowboy July 25, 2019
Get the 10 day cowboymug. A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.
by anonymous June 26, 2024
Get the Coca-Cola Cowboymug. by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017
Get the cowboy napmug.