butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

Bidet Butt Chug

A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.

Mitch really just bidet butt chugged that entire bottle of sake, what a legend.

by Abstract Sever March 4, 2023

Canadian Butt Sex

The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!

Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.

by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023

Mexican Bean Butt

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Key West Butt Tickler

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

I can tell by your key west butt tickler you enjoy sucking cock.

by Scuzzin420 June 2, 2018

Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

chummin' some butt prawns

a term first used in the mobile game kitty letter, it is a term used to describe doing a job with the wrong tools.

a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."

by anonymous March 31, 2021