Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.

Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!

by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014

circumference booger

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat

"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"

by lektro. November 1, 2013

sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013

Pussy booger

When a woman takes a creampie and doesn't wash it off , which forms a mucus like crust on the ham wallet.....

I went to eat Becky out but stopped cause she had a pussy booger....

by Awesomox June 8, 2014

Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will

Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.

by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014

Bunny Boiler

Someone who dresses, acts, speaks sp weird they seem like they would kill animals for fun

"Did you see what Alex was wearing last night, he seemed like such a bunny boiler"
"I can't believe she said that! That is so bunny boiler of her"
"He's been acting real bunny boiler lately"

by bunny boiler July 11, 2015