I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!
by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012
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Get the Bag my beef mug.A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
by Esor December 19, 2013
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