bear

Robotic government agent created to keep people away from specific hidden government facilities.

Shhhhh... I see a bear over there. The government must have something to hide in this area.

by beniolenio July 18, 2019

Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003

The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

Bear with me

Please put up with me for a while

Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).

Please bear with me today. I lost my mind last weekend and I'm still looking for your shoe.

by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010

nervous bear

A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.

1. Come on, get a job, get a house and a life, stop being such a nervous bear.

by paul mctavish March 28, 2007

Bearded

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!

You are a bearded man Chocky!

by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012

Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006