gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on

she is such an ugly Gucci cow

by Haley Henderson July 19, 2016

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

Butters Cow

An Ugly Person.

Allow it fam, your friend's a butters cow.

by Skydive June 16, 2012

asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015

secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

cow farm

The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.

The whole city of Houston in Texas had a cow farm every month of the year 2012.

by twinklover22 November 27, 2013