soft horror

A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

by MellyShelly January 14, 2019

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soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

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John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023

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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler March 27, 2018

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