Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017

Basketball

A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.

Let’s play some basketball

by Jhbhu January 22, 2018

Basketise

When 2 or more items are put together, the verb of basket, a grouping of items for a consumer to purchase at a better price when bought together.

Minette and Victoria suggested to Ross that to basketise certain vitamins they could create a better price deal for consumers.

by Vix May 6, 2018

Basketball Game

When one man “dribbles” his penis into another mans butthole

Liam and peyton went to a basketball game.

by juan1234321 May 28, 2018

basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!

basketball is for babies

by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

Basket Case

A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?

Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."

by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018