jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 2, 2009

A fatal attraction

one whom is willing to put not only their life at risk for a fictional relationship, but everyone elses around them(including the partner)

Self abuse-to put a partner in jail (setting a partner up if other partner the choose to brake the relationship off, inorder to punish the partner)often resulting in incarceration

by Miss Harris October 18, 2003

Hulk attack dat hoe

Rip off yo shirt, cum on yo knuckles, and punch dat hoe in da face.

Dat hoe wouldn't put out, so i decided to hulk attack dat hoe.

by Tyrone Shoes November 6, 2007

attacking backwards

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.

Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

grass attack

A memory lapse/loss due to longterm marijuana use.

(you get a new bong)
"I'll name you so-gnar"
(next day)
"I'll name you michelle piper."
(example of an incognizant grass attack)

simple grass attacks may occur when you misspell words, when you stop mid-conversation because you forgot what you were saying, when you forget to put deoderant on, when you miss a patch while shaving, etc.

by cash money buckets December 7, 2006

BigMac attack

What happens after a frater has imbibed both a large quantity of alcohol and spicy food in the same evening. After said individual has passed out, the ferocious amount of feces which is launched into his pants while unconcious is both sickening and amazing. This is called a BigMac Attack.

Dude, I drank 18 beers and a bottle of Jaeger at the ChiliFest. I woke up in a field and must have had a BigMac Attack, because my pants were filled with crap and I had lesions on my cheeks.

by TKE Moleman April 10, 2008

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is a pornography film released in 1973 about a woman with a penis for a leg who got trapped in a roller coaster and could not get out.
In the film she was raped because her penis leg was exposed and appeared to be VERY seductive.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a term used when flailing your arms about forwards and backwards in a matter where it's very easy to injure someones eyeballs and or mustache area of the face.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a sex position.

Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "Ok, no I'm NOT doing that again..."

by ac3092 October 7, 2009