Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

tan yer arse

when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.

You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!

by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020

On the bones of my arse

On the bones of my arse

I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis

by Rolleroy May 15, 2022

piss arsing around

Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.

He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.

by Jay_Guevara March 18, 2016

eau de arse

scent of anus.

as the days rolled by with Rob not bathing, the scent of eau de arse began to swell about the premises.

by rhenvar January 9, 2010

Short-arse

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....

Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses

by L Maddison January 25, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005