apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)
Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!
by RatchetBoo July 07, 2003
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apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.
Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.
by ezmoneyman July 01, 2003
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apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow
If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.
by me July 01, 2003
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Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013
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apple juice

Coors lite. when you drink it just right, it tastes exactly like... apple juice.
'i could go for some apple juice.'
by boogiegirl90 August 17, 2008
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apple stem

An apple stem occurs after having anal sex. When the male tries to urinate after he removes his cock from the asshole, an apple stem comes out (The crap build-up in his urethra)
After I was done banging Melissa in the ass, I had to take a gnarly piss. Nothing but an apple stem came out!
by Terberger September 10, 2006
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apple vagina

When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.

If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.
Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.
by coolio jones8 November 03, 2010
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