anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 01, 2017
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Anal Destruction

The destruction of a person's anal cavities through repeated anal raping.

Usually used to pay out mates or slurries, who take it up the ass.
How was the anal destruction u took last night?
My anal cavities were breached.
by Tomo Bruz December 27, 2007
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anal hole

the anal hole is a smarty way to say ass hole
shit comes out of my anal hole
by iThink January 28, 2008
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Amazon and anal

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Guy: No
Girl: Amazon and anal?
by bugom October 16, 2015
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sadistic anal

when a guy gets heightened sexual experience from knowing that he is hurting a chick by giving it to her in the ass.
i hurt a chick while assfucking her. it was sadistic anal.
by assfucker May 30, 2005
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Anal Beard

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice
George Anal Beard BUSH
by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009
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anal fart

whilst having anal sex the person who is receiving it farts .
bob and julie were having anal sex and julie anal farted .
by unnknowwn January 05, 2009
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