Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025

Evan

A smoking hot man that also has a very big dick

Hey its Evan he is very hot and has a big dick

by Ryanatour1 October 16, 2021

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022