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Adam is an asshole
adam by SEXY BEAST TO LICK January 7, 2020
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Adam
A tall dude that has dark curly hair. Not only does he look good, but he also behaves perfectly. A funny guy overall. Might actually steal your girlfriend in the process, which shows how flawless he is. He also knows how to crack a good joke whenever needed. He's as athletic as it gets. However, you better have an Adam on your side, never against you...
Adam by UnaLataDeMaiz November 30, 2021
Adam
A fucking dumbass bitch who likes fucking people in the ass. He is super gay and trans he likes to fuck old ladies and men after pushing them down the stairs because they said he is ugly and has no fucking life. His two best friends Jack and Erika are amazing and so nice to him but really he is a shitty person who the only girl who would ever like him is his mum who really, he is adopted.
Adam by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022
Adam Lanza
Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Adam Lanza by Spergs June 19, 2023
Adam
A totally awesome, amazing guy.
He is truly fantastic and manages to radiate his awesomeness, even when he is thousands of miles away.
He also makes one kick ass husband and is often referred to as Moore the manwhore ;)
He is truly fantastic and manages to radiate his awesomeness, even when he is thousands of miles away.
He also makes one kick ass husband and is often referred to as Moore the manwhore ;)
Adam by The Guitar ;) July 6, 2010