Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

Bout a week ago

The name of a song by a rap artist who was probably arrested 'bout a week ago'. Usually used by teens at shitty times to be funny.

Bout a week ago I slept with your mother

by Urban Noledge November 6, 2014

is a frogs ass water tight

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas

Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.

by The wildabeast October 31, 2009

a la anon

Its a anon-style diss... best ever

"I F*cked ur mom"
"NO I F*CKED UR MOM BIATCH HAHAHA" .... a la anon

by zlatan s. January 9, 2009

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004