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Austin

A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
Girl are you having some troubles in bed, get yourself an Austin
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019
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Austin

by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021
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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Austin

Milf fucker, man I love to fish! Enjoys doing milfs.
Who’s austin?

Oh, he’s just fuckin a milf.
by Charles Labottumfeed the Third September 2, 2022
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Austin

A "teenager" that acts like an autistic children. Sleeps all the time and cries for no reason. Tries to get attention from literally every female teachers but gets either scolded or roasted.
Person 1: L bozo you trash
Person 2: Bruh, stop saying that
Person 1: Ok, You are such an Austin
Person 2 (To Herman Lai): 我懷疑佢霸凌我
Person 1: L + ratio + no friends + sleepy + no black pen
by Autistic Tape inventor November 30, 2023
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Austin

Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.
Nobody:

Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!
by Austin’s gf November 28, 2020
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Austin

by Wack boi July 28, 2020
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