apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.

Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.

by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003

Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013

apple stem

An apple stem occurs after having anal sex. When the male tries to urinate after he removes his cock from the asshole, an apple stem comes out (The crap build-up in his urethra)

After I was done banging Melissa in the ass, I had to take a gnarly piss. Nothing but an apple stem came out!

by Terberger September 10, 2006

apple juice

Coors lite. when you drink it just right, it tastes exactly like... apple juice.

'i could go for some apple juice.'

by boogiegirl90 October 15, 2008

apple vagina

When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.

If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.

Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.

by coolio jones8 January 24, 2011

blue apples

mushrooms, shrooms, fungai, magic mushrooms, mushies.

my sexy boyfriend joseph and i ate some blue apples and had lotts of good sex.

by fajayjay October 18, 2006

bobbing for apples

during anal sex, you pull out and the hole is open wide, then you pop your penis back in and again pull it all the way out; this is repeated several times.

many pornos have this.

by HPB April 6, 2003