bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

bag chiping

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

by taskmaster September 14, 2009

shitty bag

to shit on someones balls

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag

by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009

billie bag

A bag you pack with a helmet, duct tape and gold fish crackers if you are taking a retard out to the mall.

Dude , pack the billie bag. We are taking billie to the mall.

by Cliffe009 January 15, 2017

Rubble Bagging

Too pull up a woman's skirt from below the knees, up over the head and hold the hem of the skirt tightly in a clenched fist above the head. Then proceed with some form of intercourse. Draper Rowsell 2014

Last night i was rubble bagging my mrs........ She didn't see it coming.

by Double D Industries June 14, 2014

Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016