Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

muff robin

Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite

Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.

Woah tony is totally muff robin'.

by Rob Works January 14, 2011

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 17, 2010

Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.

On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.

by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Muff muncher

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019