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Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
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Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday
by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
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Stay at home junkie

An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.
That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie
by andymclol October 9, 2011
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