Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park

Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE

by Scottie H October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 18, 2010

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav May 16, 2006

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014