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Bow job

The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.
I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.
by Mojo23 March 19, 2017
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Total Job

When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.
Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.
by Benevolio December 1, 2006
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B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.
Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!
by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009
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Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)
Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night
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vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.
Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."
by newschannel June 10, 2009
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Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.
Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)
by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011
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Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies
She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job
by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009
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