Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies

She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job

by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009

Bow job

The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.

I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.

by Mojo23 March 19, 2017

Total Job

When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.

Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.

by Benevolio December 1, 2006

B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.

Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!

by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009

Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)

Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.

by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011