dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock November 27, 2017

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dildo queef

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r December 01, 2016

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When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny February 24, 2016

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when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 February 24, 2016

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The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii February 25, 2016

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Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 February 27, 2016

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When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen February 25, 2016

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