by Mudonna August 23, 2021
Get the Carpet-dildomug. A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss
by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019
Get the Dildomug. by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
Get the Dildomug. 
A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
Get the dancing dildomug. People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
Get the Dildo…mug. by Rob and John January 27, 2009
Get the Dildo Munchmug.