Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

Cancer

JAKE PAUL'S YOUTUBE!!!

I got cancer from jake paul's youtube

by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018

cancer spreader

Cake baking recipe of the torchbearer. Making all vegans bake seitan steak, and praising the devil doing so.

This conflict escalated so fast. Neo is such a cancer spreader; he is a true meme bot.

by AgenderedAntichrist March 11, 2021

no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

Cancer

Trump , jake paul , you

my freid is cancer

by ur gay kay kay February 10, 2019

Cancer park Lore

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

by All tree January 27, 2024

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025