You're drunk

When someone is saying non-sense/stupid shit.

Yo bro on your soul I can jump off a cliff and live!"
"Nah bro you're drunk."

by W00413 September 24, 2025

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

You're not stopping me

You're robbing people of their home again because that is and has been the only thing Christians have ever done. Stealing their God's. It typical but you no what you would say if it was happening to you. You are letting and even trying to provoke into me going out and purge so you can break into my apartment and steal your Playstation like the ghetto fucking trash that you actually are.

Hym "You're not stopping ME... This is not a lesson about my defeatability to you. You aren't shit. You are stopping other people from doing the thing I am illiciting. NOT THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. If you would have tried . You didn't do THAT. You stopped the other things. You didn't do the investigation or if you did you hit the findings. You didn't 'summon me'to confirm the veracity. And CAUSED the shootings trying to prove me wrong. You should have done the thing you pretend to do and care more about your kids than you do being better than me because you are NOT THAT and you are never going to be that and I AM that to you."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

You're an occipital lobe

A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.

"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"

by _the_brad_cough April 4, 2023

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

by sicksav October 2, 2017